I want to take a moment to talk about something that has bothered me for years. Isabella Rossellini. I don't have anything against her as an actress. I'm a David Lynch fan, Blue Velvet is cool. But there is one totally distracting fact about Isabella Rossellini. The kind of thing you can't unsee. I feel I must share it with the world.
Okay, so here is Isabella in her famous role from Blue Velvet:
She's sultry and beautiful, right?
But there's one problem...
SHE'S DAVE FOLEY IN DRAG!
You see!!!??? Now, just TRY and watch an Isabella Rossellini movie and tell me you can think of anything else! It's especially striking because her accent sounds like it could be Foley's imitation of an Italian accent.
I must not be the only one who has noticed this because when you do a Google image search for Dave Foley, this picture of Rossellini comes up:
At least...I think that's her. Maybe it is Dave.......awww, crap.